Total Medals Earned: 1,810 (From 299 different games.) Total Medal Score: 28,730 Points
Medals Earned: 10/20 (90/305 points)
Reached Act I
Reached Act III
Reached Act II
Prevented oncoming traffic from inconveniencing you
Suffered the wrath of your old pal
Walked down the street and killed a zombie
Increased ratings, improved the economy
Saved the city from absolute destruction
Ended a gentlemen's career
Shot down helicopters while enjoying a cab ride
Viewed the credits so I don't get sued
Reached Act IV
Showed your love for an unwanted second appearance
This is for damaging certain property
Went 200,000 leagues under the sea to infiltrate the hideout
Destroyed Osama X
Found the secrets menu
Killed Osama
Defeated the game
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 19/20 (430/455 points)
Level 01 completed
Level 02 completed
Level 03 completed
Level 04 completed
Level 05 completed
Level 06 completed
Level 07 completed
Level 08 completed
Level 09 completed
Level 10 completed
Level 11 completed
Level 12 completed
Level 13 completed
Level 14 completed
Level 16 completed
Level 17 completed
Level 18 completed
Level 19 completed
Level 20 completed
Level 15 completed
Medals Earned: 2/5 (15/190 points)
score a height of 2
score a height of 5
score a height of 10
score a height of 15
score a height of 20
Medals Earned: 1/5 (5/25 points)
He is now happy
Wup argh wup
"Fresh" air, yeah
Is done
Hi Mario
Medals Earned: 22/22 (500/500 points)
Give John some money.
Find coal.
Find iron.
Enter Utopia.
Get some sand.
Give Dave some money for his project.
Help building the steammachine.
Find gold.
Make the steammachine work.
Find wolfram.
Find diamond.
Give George some smaragds.
Give Dave some sand.
Find ruby.
Give George some wolfram.
Find smaragd.
Get the COre.
Give Jamie some rubies.
Finish the game
Medals Earned: 12/14 (220/370 points)
Your fate is sealed.
Your journey is over.
Racing toward fate.
There were no survivors.
Medals Earned: 9/12 (170/200 points)
Get through the second area on the map
Get through the third area on the map
Get through the first area on the map
Get through the fith area on the map
Get through the fourth area on the map
Defeat the final boss without being hit
Defeat the final boss
Medals Earned: 11/11 (245/245 points)
Get a bonus!
Give the host influenza
Give the host measles
Give the host hepatitis
Give the host herpes
Kill a white blood cell
Complete a level after having taken damage
Kill the host
Kill 10 white blood cells
Give the host smallpox
Complete the game in under 500 seconds
Medals Earned: 1/7 (5/70 points)
Beat lvl 1!
Beat lvl 10!
Die outside the screen.
Beat lvl 6 in less than 15 seconds.
Beat lvl 20!
Beat the game!
Medals Earned: 3/9 (20/295 points)
Collect mysterious sand to become younger
Collect sandglass to become really young
Finish the game at least once
Finish round without single death
Finish round in less than 2:20 to get the golden cup
Find the secret passage in the game
Finish round in less than 1:40 minutes
Finish a game (4 rounds) in less than 10 minutes
Collect all achievements in the game